I have discovered a fascinating new method for cleaning my room. It involves magnetism, and small metal objects. See, there are a lot of small metal objects on my floor. So my new method is just taking my computer and sweeping it along the floor. All of the little metal objects come to it, like lambs for the slaughter. Then I can put them away. Or just leave them on top of the computer where they sit looking like small metal sideburns (the hairdo of middle aged angst). I feel like this will end so poorly.

In other news: I kind of want to paste slices of american cheese all over a gazebo. It would look like sticky notes, but be awful. And after two hours, stinky. This is one of those plans I should have kept to myself. Do you have any of those?

Next weekend I have to take the SAT's.